Saffron Filk - All the Weddings by Browncoat Bud
“All the Weddings”
(to the tune of All the Small Things by Blink 182)
by Browncoat Bud
All the weddings
To wear new rings
She’ll take the gifts
The bride’s best trick
Always I know
You’ll steal my dough
Watching, waiting
Completely faking
Say it ain’t so
Where did she go?
The lights won’t turn on
I’m kicked out of home
Nononononononono
Ohnonononononono
Nononononononono
Ohnonononononono
Late night, no home
This sucks, I know
She left me broke beyond repair
Surprised to find she didn’t care
Say it ain’t so
Where did she go?
The lights won’t turn on
I’m kicked out of home
Nononononononono
Ohnonononononono
Nononononononono
Ohnonononononono
Say it ain’t so
Where did she go?
The lights won’t turn on
I’m kicked out of home
You keep my bread — still
I’ll pay the bill
The night with Saffron
Expensive as hell
Nononononononono
Ohnonononononono
Nononononononono
Ohnonononononono
